I call it the ranch

"E90M3" (e90m3) 02/28/2018 at 22:23 • Filed to: None

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It’s where I keep my 414 horses.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > E90M3 02/28/2018 at 22:33

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Bruh.

E90M3 > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 02/28/2018 at 22:35

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I stole it from a fraternity brother. We were in his 2003 325xi and when we got back to the house, he released the hood, gets out of the car, opens the hood, and points to the engine and goes “I call it the ranch, it’s where I keep my 189 horses.”

AestheticsInMotion > E90M3 02/28/2018 at 22:41

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Boooooooo

E90M3 > AestheticsInMotion 02/28/2018 at 22:42

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Svend > E90M3 02/28/2018 at 22:43

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Why wouldn’t you call it the stables?

E90M3 > Svend 02/28/2018 at 22:45

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Ranch is more Texas.

Svend > E90M3 02/28/2018 at 22:49

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yeeee’, I’ll give you that one.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > E90M3 02/28/2018 at 22:49

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Well then that makes me a hobby farmer. He he.

Poor_Sh > E90M3 02/28/2018 at 22:50

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Needs 6 more 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > E90M3 02/28/2018 at 22:52

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Is a ranch in the south >1000 acres? That’s kind of the way we look at things in Montana. I’m sure that there are ranches larger than some eastern states.

E90M3 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/28/2018 at 22:53

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Not really sure, I grew up in the suburbs of Atlanta.

E90M3 > Poor_Sh 02/28/2018 at 22:55

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420 bruh.

HammerheadFistpunch > E90M3 02/28/2018 at 23:10

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I see what you did there.

E90M3 > HammerheadFistpunch 02/28/2018 at 23:12

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I was thinking that he was going to utter the same joke.

HammerheadFistpunch > E90M3 02/28/2018 at 23:25

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I couldnt find the segment where he does. Ifigured thats what you were referencing

j.davism5 > E90M3 03/01/2018 at 01:32

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I keep 394 here....but it’s the 500Nm that do the damage

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Dark chocolate > E90M3 03/01/2018 at 06:56

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At one time in my three car garage I had 1350 horses.

- GTO (Now replaced by SS)

- C63 P31 (Now replaced by 7 series)

- GL450 (Now replaced by Navigator L)

- 600RR (Now replaced by three kids)

Dark chocolate > E90M3 03/01/2018 at 06:56

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At one time in my three car garage I had 1350 horses.

- GTO (Now replaced by SS)

- C63 P31 (Now replaced by 7 series)

- GL450 (Now replaced by Navigator L)

- 600RR (Now replaced by three kids)

E90M3 > j.davism5 03/01/2018 at 07:26

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I was considering one of those when I got my M3, I’ve always liked those.

diplodicus > j.davism5 03/01/2018 at 08:18

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s62 right?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > E90M3 03/01/2018 at 09:15

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Man, I really need to clean my “stables”.

Primary cat delete + tune = ~450 for me =)

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > E90M3 03/01/2018 at 09:16

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Udder? Because we’re on the ranch, right?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/01/2018 at 09:17

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So, what would my 10 acres be considered up there? Just a normal back yard?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 03/01/2018 at 09:19

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Small forested lot.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/01/2018 at 09:21

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I do have some trees and a pond. =)

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > E90M3 03/01/2018 at 10:59

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If that’s the stable, the trunk must be the money pit where you keep the spare throttle position actuators.

Saracen > E90M3 03/01/2018 at 13:30

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I keep my 381 horses in here. Somewhere.

j.davism5 > diplodicus 03/01/2018 at 21:17

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S62. In an 01 e39 M5. Love it. Except for Vanos...

j.davism5 > E90M3 03/01/2018 at 21:17

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Coincidentaly, I have an ISF to go with it....

diplodicus > j.davism5 03/02/2018 at 08:41

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Haha ya I have a 540i, that had timing guides wear. I bought vanos from dr.vanos. But then I kind of haven’t touched it in a while. Really need to get it running again. The whole car needs a ton of work though I’ve discovered since tearing the engine open.

j.davism5 > diplodicus 03/03/2018 at 01:49

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Yeah, I need to do the dr Vanos thing. And the lower tensioner. And the control arms. And the center tailshaft coupling. And...the list goes on...